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joke of the year
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
This particular joke won the BEST JOKE AWARD in a competition in Britain . One Chinese person walked into a bar in America late one night and saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese,Taiwanese, you are all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you are all the same
" Lelaki Kecil dari Kota Kecil di Sudut Kalimantan bagian Timur, Suami dan Ayah dari seorang isteri dan dua orang titipanNYA. Saya hanya manusia biasa yang berusaha menggunakan hati,pikiran dan rasa dalam meniti hidup yang semakin tidak jelas ini sehingga semua yang ada di dalam halaman ini hanyalah wujud dari berfungsinya ketiga elemen itu. "
